How to Kill a Cat

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The Religious Issue
Vol. 5 Issue 1

How to Kill a Cat
by Matthew W. Weatherbee

There are many ways to kill a cat.
You can use a gun.
You can use a poisoned bun.
You can use a bat.
You can use a car tire to make him flat.
There are many ways to kill a cat.
Throw them from a very high tree.
Throw them in a hive of bees.
Put them in a microwave.
Toss them in a lion's cage.
There are many ways to kill a cat.